“I have always loved and avidly read the novels of Jack London, Jules Verne and Ernest Hemingway. The characters depicted in their books, who are brave and resourceful people embarking on exciting adventures, definitely shaped my inner self and nourished my love for the outdoors.” —Vladimir Putin
In which Putin grants an interview to a high school teacher for Outdoor Life, then the New Yorker picks it up, and we all realize what we already knew.
if you don’t I will
WHO ARE YOUUUU
I had the perfect gif of a banana crying for this occasion but I see to have lost it, alas.
BUT THANK YOUUUU
“WHY DID YOU DO THAT DON’T SHAVE YOUR BELLY”
“you know what mom women like smooth…”